Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

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Bumity

To be goofy or wack in appearance and actions.

Person 1: I get laid all the time
Person 2: Shut yo bumityass up! You deadass look like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Nuetron my nigga!

by Papa Pedro May 14, 2018

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Bumping Fuzz

when two women bump their hairy pussies together until they come upon a squirt fest

Sandra and I were a lesbian couple and had a few beers and were headed home. we were both feeling kind of horny when Sandra took my pantileius off and started rubbing my shithola till i cummed. then we started bumping fuzz when we bump our hairy pussies together with our hairy pussies having a squirt fest

by myneckmybcklckmytaint December 5, 2018

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Bumping oils

The term bumping oils is used to describe junkies consuming drugs .

I saw this guy with my own two eyes bumping oils

by Dez'la December 31, 2018

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Bumping Unglies

When a male has intercourse with another male from the same species, butt (pun intended) has an accident halfway through. (Explosive diarrhea)

Zoezabi: "Oh, that feels good."
Ricky: "Oh wait a second, I had spicy food earlier. Do you want to stop?"
Zoezabi: "No, let's keep on bumping unglies."
Ricky: "You're gonna get one hell of a kidney infection!"
Zoezabi: "That's alright, baby. I love my kidneys."

by Lolia98 February 5, 2019

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