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Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
My boss is a great shit-buffer.
by olijj February 7, 2022
mugGet the Shit-Buffermug.

Buffer

A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.

While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 3, 2021
mugGet the Buffermug.

buffer overfail

(noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.
Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.

"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."

"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
by paldin September 25, 2011
mugGet the buffer overfailmug.

love buffer

It means something preventing you from experiencing sexual pleasure fully, for example, a condom.
A: I don't need no love buffer.
B: Then you don't get to f*ck me.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
mugGet the love buffermug.

Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.
Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite
by Shippable April 17, 2019
mugGet the Bufferingmug.

gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
mugGet the gobble buffermug.

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
mugGet the birth control buffersmug.

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