Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
by notbrendan84 June 18, 2021
A man who loves watching people smoking weed and smokes weed while watching Dickey dines show and laughing his ass off
Man 1: I hear that Brendan smokes weed and watches the Dickey dines show
Man 2: does he even find thedickeydinesshow funny
Man 2: does he even find thedickeydinesshow funny
by Mr.fetishlover12345 February 25, 2018
Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
by Brendan’s_Ex July 02, 2018
Brendan is a lovely guy he is funny and caring towards his mates but cant take a joke. Brendan loves his year 14 year old girls, is that smart that some people call him mega-mind and absolutely loves male dogs.
by Abka September 28, 2017
Brendan is a outstanding wimpy boy. But he is very strong on the inside. If you have a Brendan in your life go up to him and introduce yourself, they will be happy to be your friend! Brendan's are very nerdy. They are usually the most smartest kids in the whole school, but they are very kind and get strait As.
When he's with his girlfriend, he acts 10 TIMES as nicer. He will do anything for the person he loves, or people who are close to him.
He is amazing. No doubt. He almost never gets mad unless you hurt him first.
Brendan's are amazing people. If you ever get in a fight with Brendan, don't worry! He will get over it quickly and you might even become best buddies!
If you know a Brendan, you are very lucky!
When he's with his girlfriend, he acts 10 TIMES as nicer. He will do anything for the person he loves, or people who are close to him.
He is amazing. No doubt. He almost never gets mad unless you hurt him first.
Brendan's are amazing people. If you ever get in a fight with Brendan, don't worry! He will get over it quickly and you might even become best buddies!
If you know a Brendan, you are very lucky!
Girl 1: Brendan's my world. He means everything to me! He is SO AMAZING!!!
Girl 2: He used to be mine. But then we broke up, but me and him are still good friends!!
Girl 3: Brendan and me are close buddies. I would never ever want to change that!
Girl 4: Isn't that the wimpy nerdy kid? Yeah, he's great!
Girl 2: He used to be mine. But then we broke up, but me and him are still good friends!!
Girl 3: Brendan and me are close buddies. I would never ever want to change that!
Girl 4: Isn't that the wimpy nerdy kid? Yeah, he's great!
by gx jbtekd, October 02, 2018