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Heart Breaker

A girl who will fuck more than one guy at once, a girl with a very loose pussy too. Some will fall in love with someone they barely knew. Some will try and fuck guys and play their emotions and not give a fuck apparently, someone who will have a brand new boyfriend every 2-4 weeks. Alot will text their exes back outta know where because they’re desperate asf for a boyfriend, some will stalk their exes profiles, some are fake to their boyfriend*s*.
Heart breaker

Lisa: **Calls ex boyfriend on accident**

Dwayne Text: “Yea?”

Lisa Text: “Nothing, called wrong person”

**Thats a lie**

Dwayne Texting: “Oh, ok...”

**Dwayne gives his phone back to his cousin**

-(Next day)-

Lisa Texting: “Hey, wyd”
Heart Breaker by Kamouflage October 1, 2018

indian deal breaker 

Like an Indian Giver, except when you haven't been given anything. Someone makes a deal and then breaks the deal later.

Someone who makes artificial promises to get their way.
Hey we will get some Publix Subs for lunch today instead of Panda Express. To make up for it, we will get some Panda Express on Monday AND Tuesday.

Monday rolls around and no Panda Express.

INDIAN DEAL BREAKER!

Bread Breaker Butter 

The butter that comes straight out of the fridge or iced on the table, that is so hard it breaks the surface of the bread, sometimes all the way through the slice. It's hardness is more so than the bread, like carbon or diamond cutting through stone.
"Aww, they brought out the Bread Breaker Butter. I'm-a hafta warm it over my coffee to spread it right..."

C-C-C-C-C-CONVO BREAKER! 

The breaking of a conversation with a word or sequence of words, otherwise know as a sentence.
Jim: Just because I fucked your mom?
Sam: C-C-C-C-C-CONVO BREAKER!
Jim: STFU

Rim Breaker 

When you need a shit, but you have to hold it in for a couple of hours, and when you finally get to release your bowels, you hear and feel a thud as the shit plops through the water and hits the porcelain on the toilet, resulting in a vibration, and a person in a state of disbelief
Man takes shit, shit falls out, the force rips through the water and gives the vibrations of a double Sub-Woofer sound system, practically (and sometimes literally) breaking the rim, hence Rim Breaker

chocolate log courtesy flush turd burglar
Rim Breaker by Blaargh! June 3, 2009

combo breaker

when you accidentally get a chick pregnant
after a successful night of intoxication and fornication...

guy1: "dude i got that chick from last night pregnant"
guy2: "wow, what a combo breaker"