Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
by koltasw July 6, 2018
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janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
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janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
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