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Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"
by koltasw July 6, 2018
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brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.
girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020
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An annoying orchestra student that is stuck up and plays war thunder every day.
person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming

person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023
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Brandon is like chef kisses that's it
how tf this works
Brandon: idk either
by unci2007 January 3, 2021
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Brandon: “i love titties
by brandonlovetitties September 29, 2020
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Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.
Brandon.
by Hi I’m Cool December 5, 2017
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a big headed boy that’s stubborn and loves his car
brandon loves jessica 🥰
by bloopbleep578 November 23, 2021
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