Bologna

The most delicious high class, healthiest, protein filled, melt in your mouth delicacy, originally found in Italy.

Homieeeee...have you tried bologna lately? It's really helping me get those gains.

Or
This is fucking bologna!

by Daddynat January 7, 2021

big bologna fadeout

When her ariola is the side of a slice of bologna but her nipple is regular size.

"Damn girl, you got some big bologna fadeout going on!"

by Professor Nipple August 30, 2017

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina

“I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”

by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023

Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage November 22, 2015

Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...

So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...

by roughryder69 June 22, 2021