chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

blue balls

gay ass retard monkey with large head and small body

Blue balls is being held hostage

by blueballshater100 March 12, 2023

Blue balls

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation

I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits

by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020

Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.

Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls

by Acido303 October 8, 2022

Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024

Blue Balls

Something you get when you drink tea

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!

by Dohminaden October 8, 2018

kentucky blue balls

When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.

He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.

by Come get metal April 20, 2018