Butter bleeder

A person so fat person that he/she (in fantasy) would be able to bleed butter instead of blood.

John: "Oh shit! Look at that huge fat bitch!"

Mack: "Omg! She must be so fat that she bleeds butter!"

John: "Hell yeah! Butter Bleeder for sure..."

by Maxel J March 12, 2008

Bleeding Axe Wound

Slang for vagina

Damn that bitch has a tight axe wound

by LightUrple April 14, 2004

bleeding hearts

a slang term for people involved in creative fields of work. somewhat derogatory because it makes fun of the state of seemingly permanent melancholy artists reside in.

I could have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied.
The bleeding hearts and artists,
Let him get away with murder.

Pink Floyd, "The Trial"

by jader May 19, 2006

Free Bleeding

Free Bleeding is an unsettling feminist trend in which women on their periods refuse to use tampons and other feminine hygiene products and instead let blood flow freely from their uterus and down their legs. The logic behind this is that tampons are a male-created product that promotes patriarchy by tricking women into raping themselves.

My aunt decided to try free bleeding. I now refuse to sit on any of her furniture.

by Origamidragons December 10, 2015

Snowy nose bleed

when a chick is giving you a blowjob and her head is between your legs and you are holding her with your legs so she can't get out and you cum in her mouth and it comes out her nose

Guy 1: "I gave this chick a Snowy nose bleed the other day"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "she couldn't breath through her nose for awhile"

by snowy nose bleed July 1, 2010

old enough to read, old enough to bleed

this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.

Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.

Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"

by big tate July 13, 2006

blendaphor

Blending two metaphorical expressions that have the same meaning, mainly to see if people are paying attention or to create an amusing visual. Randomly blending any two expressions that do not have the same meaning, or tacking on to the metaphorical expression with a rogue ending is a botched attempt at blendaphoring.

Fish or get off the pot. Whole new ball of worms. Not the brightest bulb in the drawer. That horse has sailed. That's the way the cookie bounces. It's not rocket surgery. Like flies on rice.

Botched blendaphor examples: As American as killing two birds with one apple pie. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink prune juice.

by Blenda the good witch December 5, 2013