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Blake(it)

- Blake it:

To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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Blake

A stupid boy who is ugly who is always vrooming around the school he is hated by every one and is really ugly
Girl 1: Did you see blake today he looked so stupid
Girl 2: yeah
by tulipgirls June 7, 2018
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Blake

A Simp that overvalues women. Blake’s are usually medium height and wear Abercrombie and Finch sweaters.
by Blake is a SIMP March 3, 2020
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blake

blakes are typically goofy people, they seem super fun and bubbly at first, but eventually they become ignorant and self centered. blake is usually the name of a guy who is gay, but too afraid to come out. blakes are typically into cheerleading and theater. oh yeah, and let's no forget that blakes often times cheat and are abusive. they think its okay to try and manipulate you into staying by threatening you. basically i would just recommend staying away from blakes they are toxic af.
maddie- hey do you see that guy over there?
kayla- yeah that's blake.
maddie- should i ask for his number?
kayla- uh, well he cheats and is probably gay, so that's a bad idea.
maddie-aw man, he seemed goofy.
by the blonde woman June 24, 2020
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Blake

He loves to masturbate but can't find his dick between his legs
by PoePoeDaPro November 19, 2019
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Blake

That Blake is a stubborn brick wall
by Brick walls are cool August 2, 2022
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Blake

A dumbass who doesn’t know shit and who’s penis is inverted and dipped in hot oil.
Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted

Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018
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