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Blake

Wow, this soup tastes great with this Blake in it
by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018
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Blake(it)

- Blake it:

To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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Blake

Blake is an amazing bestfriend. Truthful, trustworthy, handsome, basically just amazing. He is so funny and adorable. He is like my brother. I see the rest of my life with him in it. Love you Canadian bacon 😛💜
Hi I'm Blake call me Canadian bacon.
by Nathaniel Nate April 26, 2017
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Blake

The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
“Wow, that Blake is a god
Yeah, I know
by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019
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Blake

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! He’s seriously funny, amazing, and cute as heck! He’ll never let you down and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh! He’s weird, but that’s what makes him so likable! If you know a Blake, you are truly blessed!
Who’s that cute guy over there?
Oh, that’s Blake, the new guy!
I heard he likes y/n!
I know! I totally ship them!
by Merrylala.97 December 17, 2017
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Blake

A dumbass who doesn’t know shit and who’s penis is inverted and dipped in hot oil.
Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted

Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018
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Blake

He sits down and does nothing all day except but play games and beats his meat to hot girls defiantly not loli hentai. kidding aside he he pretty is cool and weird and beats his meat hard .
hi blake
by XmostcoolesX December 14, 2017
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