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the prettiest funniest most amazing best friend anyone could ask for

But Like

She doesn’t even go here
my best friend Blake
Blake by Dinkster October 25, 2019
Generally an overall dick but sometimes comes off as a good old asshole he can be egghead sometimes and takes overlarge shits but it's all fine cause the word bastard sums him up
Holy shit thats Blake! Run for it!
Blake by Arracondo October 30, 2019
You see that Blake? He sucks dick
Blake by Aaaasjsjsb February 6, 2017
a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say Blake. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes. This name is most often found in the south. The southern meaning of this name usually is associated with "Low Income" trailer parks and fugly girlfriends.
Geeze Dewayne, did you see that guy get Blaked.

Shoot man, you know this house looks like a Blake trailer.
Blake by Handy Johnny February 10, 2010
A moderately athletic boy from noseambeak who aspires to have biceps big enough to be in proportion to his inhumanly sized nose.

It is said that when he last sneezed a reported 3 million people sadly passed away in the resulting hurricane that flooded nothern America.
There’s blake with the dorsal fin
Blake by MachoManRandySavage123456 October 31, 2017
a sexi boi. A vry sexi boi.
“ oh look at that sexi boi go, I bet his name’s Blake. “
“ it is Blake ):0 “
“ HUZAH BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PHEASANT
Blake by A vry powerful wizard December 16, 2017