Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

Bearded Villians

A gay motorcycle club, except substitute Instagram for motorcycles. 6 cm minimums apply.

My bi veteran buddy just joined Bearded Villians.

by BeerDrinker6 July 16, 2019

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017

Bearded Dragon Nibber Spibber

A lord of all evil.

Brodie fucking died from the Bearded Dragon nibber spibber

STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.

by Pega is shit June 29, 2018

Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

by Lykra Dranks October 24, 2020

bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.

As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.

by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021

will bearded

An incident in which an individual gets horrendously pissed, can no longer walk and is sick on the Malia strip. Usually inflicted via consumption of a headfucker cocktail.

This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.

"Jesus fucking crust Dave that bloke is proper Will Bearded! He must have downed a fish bowl."

"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."

by Dave1992 August 10, 2017