beckon

v. calculate without using actual statistics, facts, or reasoning; act in a Glen Beck-esque manner.

Check out the way Sarah Palin is beckoning in her speeches. I beckon she'll be president soon!

I beckon most NFL fans are overweight cheese doodlers.

by gnostic1 May 10, 2011

Bend It Like Beckham

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

by Pinkdragonfly February 26, 2009

beck out

To overreact and generally lose your mind like Glenn Beck.
To believe in outlandish and downright insane conspiracy theories.

"Wow Greg just becked out and yelled at everybody for not thinking Obama is a Kenyan socialist robot sent back in time to form death panels. way to beck out greg"

by rdp420 May 1, 2010

Beckers

A spunky nick-name for a girl named Rebecca / Rebekah. Typically, one who acquits herself of the unoriginal and overused Becky or Becca nick-names. A sizzling, passionate personality like a fire, she'll keep you warm and is pretty to look at. But beware getting too close, or you will get burned.

Let's call Beckers. She's always up for doing something exciting!

by Beckers27 May 17, 2011

david beckham

this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.

david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.

by jacy_lynne September 14, 2008

Beckham

The skillful art of kicking someone straight to the curb. To perform a Beckman is with precision, speed and power --- the action send a clear and definitive to the recipient This is generally performed when a spouse or lover is caught cheating or causing some type of mistrust within the relationship.

Example: My man was huffin’ out so I had to Beckham his skank ass.

by ReGina J January 28, 2009

Beckham

short

beckham is a midget

by awesome soap May 31, 2018