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Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.
Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”
by KingPrimo November 28, 2019
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Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours
by csace April 4, 2020
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Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen
I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap
by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020
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Battery

This battery is brand-new!
by RandomLoser123 January 14, 2021
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Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
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battery acid kink

when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid
“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky”
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”
by iminfrenchclass March 3, 2021
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Battery Acid

Industrial Acid for the environment to be screwed as sh!t.
Battery Acid is the next bleach and tie pods challenge.
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