Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.

I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.

by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020

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Bathroom Strat

In team games, the strategy of hiding and baiting your team while they are fighting and need your assistance, then continuing to play as slowly as possible. Originating from PUBG when a teammate would hide inside a bathroom during a squad battle leaving his team to die.

Player 1: "Where is player 3?! We need help"
*Players 1, 2, and 4 die and begin spectating player 3 hiding in a bathroom*
Everyone: "ahhh running the bathroom strat. I'll be back in a few minutes"

by Veritas28 February 23, 2019

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Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

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bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it

A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.

by Carlxyz August 9, 2012

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Viktor's Bathroom

The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.

Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!

by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012

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