alex barnes

Jacob is a complete retarded for thinking Barney is pink

Alex Barnes or aka Barney is purple not pink Jacob

by Alex Bongabooce April 9, 2017

jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

Car Barn

A fist up your ass in the car

David: I just got Car Barn

(fist up your ass)

Your Mother: LMAO me too

by speice February 7, 2022

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.

Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith October 7, 2018

flora barnes

the worlds biggest sket/munter that has ever existed

oi, that sket flora barnes should die

by dabxD July 13, 2017

jacob barnes

Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.

Girl 1-woah jacob barnes
Girl 1-I know right

by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022