Honey Badge

honey badger ▼ (figuratively, slang) A person who displays Indifference or disregard for others' attempts in controlling your actions

Dude I'm the greatest honey badger alive, someone yesterday tried to tell me to wear a mask! I didn't even acknowledge his existence! get rekt son.

by Xylar Raphael October 9, 2021

Cheque Your Badge

A term coined in the United Kingdom and popular among the punk rock, anti-establishment youth, it can be used in place of a comeback when no witty comeback can be thought of in time.

Whatever, cheque your badge.

by G. Potts January 7, 2013

honey badge

An adjective used to describe an individual who exhibits extreme resilience and perseverance. PhD students are usually described as honey badge due to their acceptance and motivation to dedicating all of their time and energy to their poor life decision(grad school). Someone described as honey badge would most likely be of Asian or Indian descent.

Yo, dude just got his ass chewed and pounded by his boss today but he's still working and won't quit. Man, he is total honey badge.

by sugarjunkie December 2, 2011

breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time

I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!

by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

off the badge

A state of extreme excited stupidity.

I can't go out today, the kids are off the badge.

by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .

The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.

by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018