Breast Implants

Airbags for women

Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead

by KillTheDead April 17, 2010

breastimation

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.

"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."

by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008

Breastmilk

Milk produced by a woman's mammaries which comes in several days after she gives birth, preceeded by colostrum. It lets down in two parts: foremilk and hindmilk. It is the best food for every baby. Despite all attempts by formula companies, it has never been able to be copied. Several hormones are involved in the production and let-down of breastmilk (i.e. oxytocin and prolactin). It also changes as the baby grows up to continue to provide optimal benefits to newborn through toddler years. There are many women who pump out their breastmilk to donate to hospital's NICUs or for personal donations. It has also been used topically for sensitive skin and for adults who are dehydrated and sickly.

I will be mailing 200 ounces of breastmilk to the hospital later today.

by mrs. kasprzak February 11, 2009

breastasarian

A surgical procedure in which an infant is removed from the mother's womb by cutting through her breasts. It is a very rare occurance... 1 out of 7 billion+.

Swani is the first and only baby to be born by a breastasarian procedure.

by jacaya March 13, 2010

breasticiles

when your nipples get so cold that theyre growing ice on them

"jesus the north pole is so cold, i'm getting breasticiles here!"

by waddlesmcpenginson April 18, 2010

Breastalgia

To remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality.

I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.

by castorjay September 12, 2011

breastle

To nestle ones breasts. Motorboating without the sound.

My girlfriend was surprised when we were cuddling and all the sudden I breastled her.

That girls rack looks like it would be nice to breastle.

by king of the boobies July 13, 2012