cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Blast in a Glass

slang describing a person who is a good and all around fun time. Origin- Jersey Shore.

Deena from Jersey Shore. "I'm like a blast in a glass!!"

by TBKFD January 9, 2011

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 November 11, 2015

Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.

Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her

by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010

turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007

Text blast

To send a single text message to a large number of people simultaneously.

Person 1: Yo there's a party tonight at my place.

Person 2: Alright! I'll send a text blast to let everyone know.

by sigmaomega April 22, 2010

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005