Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.

Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.

by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014

Mark Bender

Crack head

Mark Bender is a crack head

by Arret July 15, 2019

Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege

I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019

Bender Spender

A slutty homosexual sugar baby that lives on fast numourous relationships for fast money. Very snakey and shady and bank currupts their partner very fast.

I swear Greg is only in relationships constantly to get money for his Gucci belt and shoes.Hes such a Bender Spender

by Riceinmypitties September 13, 2019

Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011