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fuck you button

When one of your friends (who'se not REALLY your friend) calls and you don't want to talk to them. Hit the silence button, sending them to voicemail.
Bob: Hold on, I'm getting a call. Shit, it's Mary. I dumped her like a week ago and she keeps calling me.

Hits the Fuck You Button.
by joshuama88 December 4, 2007
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botton

someone who does not have a clue about anything
by Stuart Hunter October 22, 2003
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Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!
by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010
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Belly Button Fetish Community

Belly button fetishist who come together, usually on the internet, to talk about belly buttons. There are many websites dedicated to the belly button fetish community. Some are catered towards innies and some are catered to outies, but the majority are catered to both.
"There are thousands of members in the belly button fetish community."
by AbbyandMarc December 9, 2008
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search button

It is the button on the top right of this page that says "search". Used oftenly.
I want to search "search button" on Urban Dictionary!
by Maxi Nad. November 30, 2007
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Beef Baton

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.
Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
by shaftshagnasty January 9, 2008
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belly button test

When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.

See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.
Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.
by CPatch January 31, 2005
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