Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?
Grandma: Do the bastard math
Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?
Grandma: Do the bastard math
Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK
by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019
Get the bastard math mug.A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.
A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.
A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
Get the Bastard of Soldiers mug.1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.
2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.
2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.
1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!
2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?
2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?
by OogaBooga March 6, 2004
Get the bastard squad mug.(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.
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Get the bastard hole mug.Bastard Fish: A great 2 man band out of St.Charles, MO. Known for only one song. (I Hate My Life)It is a ballad about hating ones life.
by D Masch August 25, 2008
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