Average

(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.

The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.

by Average Rob October 24, 2019

Average

Hayden

Hayden is average

by Tihmyy June 6, 2019

Average Harry

Average Harry is a absolute madlad of a CC. Randomly started appearing in Tommyinit videos. Seemingly a little 💅. Maybe a demon, or a indestructible entity.

Guy 1: Did you see the new Jack Manifold video?
Guy 2: The one with that Average Harry dude?
Guy 3: Yeah.

by Average Broski May 27, 2024

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

While driving to work I looked over and saw an Average Nebraskan in the car next to me.

by ragingclaw November 21, 2022

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

Average Channel

A Youtube channel owned by a teenager who upload low effort videos

1. Yo dude have you seen this channel called Average Channel, it’s shit.

by Someonethatdoesntexistlol January 2, 2024

Bigger than average

Gigantic

Steve's head is bigger than average

by Rob74 June 24, 2021