Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
by Shankbone_4125 March 15, 2017
Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020
by Pooo69 March 01, 2017
when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.
by Sprant Burjong September 23, 2009
by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009
A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.
by schizoartist November 02, 2004