Ashton

a little bit of everything.

sounds like you’re an ashton.

by b o x March 21, 2020

ashton kutcher

when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.

I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.

by spread mollusk September 1, 2017

Ashton

Ashton is the guy who falls in love very fast with a lot of people very nice guy but is always using things to compensate for having a very small penis. Overall Ashton is a very good friend but catches feelings very quick and has a micro penis

Ashton is a super good friend that’s why I friend zoned him

by Tim Warner January 19, 2019

Ashton Cook

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!

by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017

Ashton

A kid that try’s to hard to be popular and funny and keeps saying “did i ask” to much. Is whiter then olaf.

Your being such an ashton

by Woris2216 February 24, 2020

Ashton

Probably the sexiest man you will ever see in your lifetime, hes tall, fit and very athletic. Large Cock and a great personality to boot. He is crushed on by all females and males. However he does not like fake people so if you are one of those people, God Bless.

Damn hes looking like Ashton today.

by Willyhassamllcock October 10, 2019

Ashton

Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.

Amy: Sooo... Is that Ashton?
Me: Yeah, he might not look the part, but he's an amazing guy.

by rose2202 May 8, 2018