armonk

a town located in westchester, ny. it is a bedroom community to nyc, and that's all it really is. there is nothing to do there, the people are not very friendly, the environment is extremely cliquey, and a large percentage of the people are wannabes. getting high in random parts of town is a popular activity for armonk teens (behind the dumpster is an example). drinking in the woods behind your parent's mc.mansion when they are away on business is a leisure activity as well. people are either "old timers" (typical small-town ny people who don't believe in evolution and enjoy nascar races and country music) or they're fairly new, meaning they've been here 6 years or less, live in a home that is so blown up out of proportion it is insanely gaudy, and are more often than not stuck up. you love it or you hate it.

back in the day, armonk was a town nobody had ever heard of before, and its population consisted of avid church-goers who did wholesome activities such as town fairs and farming. in this day and age, 99% of the world's population has not heard of this place and probably has no desire to, but it is built up on dirty money, greed, agression, and the overall feel of the town roughly translates to the song beast and the harlot
excerpts from the song:
"this shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence...there's more than meets the eye round here to the waters of the deep...a city of evil...

by a sad escuse for a silly lass January 4, 2009

amode

penis sucking youth who has an extremely tiny penis. this young man will work it for you all night

(Example 1)
Johnny: picks up a tiny piece of shit what is this tiny piece of shit?
Amode: give me back my penis, you son of an ass!

(Example 2):
Don: Dude, my girlfriend blows like a vacuum cleaner!
Jon: What an Amode!

by poopieboobs December 16, 2008

Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.

Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears

by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008

Phase Shift Armor (PS Armor)

Technology from the anime Gundam SEED.
PS Armor the most distinctive feature of the prototype Gundams developed by the Atlantic Federation. While active, this special armor nullifies all attacks by physical weapons, including blades, projectiles, and conventional explosives. However, it has no effect against beam and laser weapons, so most of the Gundams also carry shields treated with anti-beam coating. And because PS Armor consumes large amounts of energy, it cannot be used for extended periods lest it drain the mobile suit's energy battery.

PS Armor changes color upon activation. The Gundams which use this technology thus sport brilliant colors while in their Active Mode, and turn a dull gray when they switch to Deactive Mode.

The missile hit the Strike Gundam dead on, but the explosion didn't leave a scratch in the PS Armor.

by Adam March 29, 2005

under armor

Brand of exspensive clothing offering undergarments and cold/hot/wet weather gear. Great quality and performance.

Just bought some under armor man, best there is.

by ben newton December 10, 2008

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

armo hater

A close minded individual who ignorantly stereotypes all armenians as armo or rabiz without realizing that it's equivelant to calling all African Americans "niggers", all Mexians "chunts", etc.

Is either a racist or has simply had a bad experience with a rabiz and is too lazy to think for a few seconds and realize every tree has its bad apples.

Is jealous for one reason or another.

This guy in my class is such an armo hater, he's never even talked to me and told his friends that i smell!

by Zareh November 9, 2005