Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo March 31, 2012

Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay March 22, 2012

Punt oval

British for American football

Its not even a ball it should be call punt oval

by Scotto1983 June 20, 2018

Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 20, 2023