anal excavation

When renting a bulldozer becomes necessary to clean out the asshole before anal sex is performed

Jim got all horned up on mic ultras this weekend and wanted to perform anal sex on his girlfriend. Being prepared, Jim had to call in Tom's anal excavation service to clear the path through the woods in order for Jim to go pound his big block Chevy in the mud hole

by crystallakewasted September 24, 2015

Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

hotsauce anal

Anal sex where you replace lube with hot sauce and at the end he/she licks it off. common side effects: Wrinkly ass, sweatier sex, passing out, louder moans, ass pain, death.

as billy was receiving hotsauce anal from bob he suddenly passed out and died.

by Brattattacker March 10, 2022

anal cherry

The virginity of a hiney. If your hiney gets fucked, you lose your anal cherry.

When Jack felt how loose Mindy's hiney was, he knew her anal cherry had been plundered away long ago.

by Katey McShea July 30, 2007

Anal report

A loud fart that can be heard by a room full of people

My oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch.

by Cap'n Billy July 6, 2009

anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.

"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"

by Johnnyh June 29, 2006