alstolfo

Femboy lord, idol of the true believers

Guys, let's go sacrifice goats to alstolfo and praise our femboy overlords.

by Purple void January 29, 2024

ASTON

Aston.. aka, The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the whalley whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the problem, the problem solver, the master of disaster and the king of sting!

The list goes on….

Aston..the best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF February 1, 2024

Alfton

Weird ass nigga , the type to show you his booty and random ass shit like dat ,nigga is weird

Ion like alfton

by Teemason November 21, 2023

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

AltonSexual

being sexually attracted to an Alton

I may be a straight man but when it comes to Alton, I am AltonSexual.

by Purple Hobo April 27, 2024

Astonished

The word Astonished means amazed or shocked .

The man was astonished by the child’s report .

by MUST1AMZ November 26, 2024

Astonified

To be astonished and stupefied to a certain topic.

I was astonified when colgan told me he tried to put his penis in his own asshole

by mike quatatachia May 16, 2025