Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Actual Thanks

To thank someone and really mean it.
Repeating the word " Actual " afterwards implies the magnitude of the thanks

You really helped me out , Actual Thanks !
OR
GUY: Your the best man ,Actual thanks .
You: No problem !
GUY: Actual bro

by Raccoons May 24, 2018

Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.

"You're an actual geezer, mate."

by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

actual dickhead

A person who is always a stubborn prick regardless of atmosphere or time frame.

Richard ate all of the coolwhip with his pie, hes an actual dickhead.

by larcod February 4, 2018

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Actual Nigga

An actual nigga who licks bootyholes every day

John- are you an actual nigga
Tyron-ask yo dad what happen last night when i ate them poopie booty cheecks

by thatoneuglyassnigga June 28, 2022