Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
Get the National Send an Ass/Asshole daymug. Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 5, 2024
Get the EAT MADISONS ASS DAYmug. by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020
Get the slap ass daymug. Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
Get the National beat the beaner captains ass daymug. Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
Get the National Grab Ass Daymug. by Pure Malice January 29, 2020
Get the National Grab Ass Daymug.