Larry AK

a chatch or "brofag"
someone who tries to act like a hard ass when they really aren't.

why does that kid have to be such a "Larry AK" all the time, walkin' big n bad like he is gonna do somethin, when really all he will do is poke you on facebook.

Larry AK by lulbagz614 July 24, 2011

wooster ak 

a team that is not topical.

that case is so wooster ak.

wooster ak by Urban Dictionary Staff March 2, 2004

Firefox AK 

Electric/techno singer from Stockholm, Sweden. The Band consist of just Andrea Kellerman (AK) and some songs she is assisted by her husband Rasmus Kellerman. Some of her best songs are:
Winter Rose
Zodiac
Madame madame

Firefox AK rocks, go listen to them right now

Firefox AK by QuinZeEskimo June 6, 2009

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 

Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.

Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.

Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.

[Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.

That's Like Giving A Monkey An AK-47 by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 12, 2017

b'ak'tun 

the 400-year span as given on the Mayan Long Count Calendar.

The 13th b'ak'tun ends on December 21, 2012.

b'ak'tun by uttam maharjan November 26, 2012

alex_ak 

the most epic gamer in the entire world

Dude I played with alex_ak and I was so wet.

alex_ak by alex_ak February 6, 2021

John Do ak 

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

John Do ak by You'reatowel December 28, 2008