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cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).
I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.
by m-t July 7, 2005
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anal afro

an afro of the anal variety. basically a large amount of hair near the anus.
woah check out your anal afro
by cunkcore August 10, 2005
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pube in an afro

Expression when looking for something that is impossible to find, i.e. "Its like searching for a pube in an afro".
Funny alternative to "looking for a needle in a hay-stack"
There's no way i will be able to find your spectacles in this mess, Elsie, its like looking for a pube in an afro!
by J.Lowndes October 2, 2006
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Your Afro

It was 'your face' . Then it was 'Your mom' . Now its 'Your Afro".

you add it to every sentence .
Old : your weird .

: your moms weird .

New : your weird .

: your afros weird .
by princessraawr December 19, 2009
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Old lady afro

That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.
An old lady afro is a result of their hard work to get an interesting hair-do. but they all end up looking the same.
by khnrslg August 25, 2010
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white man's afro

Refers to a white guy with an afro hairstyle. Examples of white guys with a white man's afro would be: Don Henley (Eagles, 1970s), Jeff Lynne of ELO, Mark Farner (Grand Funk Railroad), Sib Hashian (Boston), Bob Ross (artist), Mitch Mitchell and Noel Reading of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, as well as many others.
I wish I had a white man's afro...
by Analog Kid December 28, 2005
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Pubic Afro

When a person never trims their pubic hair and it looks like an afro.
"I don't believe in trimming and I stand proud of my pubic afro!"
by Peckerama April 13, 2008
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