Dylan

Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead

Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'

by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019

dylan

roblox addict

person 1: “do you know anyone who’s addicted to roblox?”
person2: “yeah, dylan they’re addicted to roblox ”

by skskskskskksksksksksksksksksks September 5, 2019

Dylan

Dylans, no matter the gender, are typically nerds who are into franchises such as Star Wars. They are exceptionally kind although they often do not express it, and often end up hurting someone's feelings by accident. When you befriend a Dylan, they become very loyal. Dylans share many inside jokes with their friends and appreciate pop culture and memes as well video games. They are typically incomparably intelligent. Sometimes they can get a big head or hot temper when around their friends, but they often remain cool and collected. Dylans sometimes have difficulty understanding sarcasm. When telling jokes they have a sparkle in their eye, just holding back a laugh.

Games that Dylans may like: Overwatch, Rocket League
Dylans have a knack for: Computers, spelling, math, pop culture
Music tastes: 80's, rap

Have you met my friend Dylan? He's hard to talk to at first, but when you get to know him he's really funny.

by shira carver May 22, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is often a hard headed person who has intellectual abilities but shy’s away from letting people see that side of him. He is Tall, athletic, but is skinny. Dylan has green eyes that often people say are pretty. Dylan has a lot of friends but can sometimes get into arguments. He is often confused in relationships as to what he wants to do.

Look it’s Dylan

by gruiiij May 24, 2018

Dylan

Anyone with the name Dylan probably has a few key facts

They like longer hair and usually have blue eyes, they are always there for who ever they can be, they have a mad sense of humour (usually mostly sexual), and also usually have big dicks and are amazing shags

If your with a Dylan your one lucky bastard

I love everything about Dylan, including the sex

by Leprichaun-dgub December 17, 2017

Dylan

Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.

Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?

Person 2: Dylan

Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time

by zane the person January 2, 2018

Dylan

Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!

Dylan is the best boyfriend! The sweetest guy ever and I wouldn't give him up for the world!

by the.real.dictionary March 29, 2017