A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.
(Guys are arguing over sumthing)
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010
Get the Beanismug. A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
Get the beanie cuntmug. 
by the beanie puller January 25, 2022
Get the beanie pullermug. 
by Chrizy1 February 8, 2022
Get the Beaniemug. Where you get pissed at 1am and walk into the house and eat beans on toast with ya dad, while your mum takes a photo and posts it on Instagram.
by BigmouthA December 30, 2018
Get the Beanymug.