Toyota Crown

A word commonly inherited by mouth breathers and glue eaters who think they know what a good car is

“Hey bro do you like cars”?
“Yeah i love the Toyota Crown”
“Fuck off you absolute piece of shit”

by Crown Hater December 20, 2019

Toyota Poopertruck

just A ugly ass Toyota Hilux especially the REVO one that has a diesel 4 cylinder that’s sounds nasty

The name is derived from the tesla cybertruck

P1: What is the most popular car in Thailand

P2: The Toyota Poopertruck
P1: I hate those things, I can’t wait to get the tri motor cyberbeast cybertruck, that thing kicks ass you know

by EMD F59PHI January 3, 2024

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!

A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"

by cyphalvr January 24, 2022

Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno

A lightweight, overpriced, overhyped, 128 horsepower shitbox from Toyota and was the hero car of Initial D

Oh God , why is the Toyota AE86 Sprinter Trueno so damn expensive?!

by SRrocketbunny October 16, 2022

Gives off white Toyota vibes

Clueless mom

My mom gives off white Toyota vibes

by Bubbalee May 5, 2021

Toyota of Hackensack

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.

Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.

by churchsteve March 18, 2019