Sam is a dude
by Sams rocket powered toaster June 3, 2020

She is a caring best friend when you first become best friends your closer then conjoined sisters later on in your friend ship you guys get separated from each other but you realize you guys are made foe each other. sam's best friend is the most jealous person she will get mad at anybody who looks at sam wrong sam has brown bootyfull hair and is tall. Sam loves to draw and loves her dogs more than herself. She is smart but wont say it. Although she doesnt gloat on her achievements she has accomplished a best friend art and love for being yourself. She is amazing and nobody can tell you different. She is so funny and is a committed to being my crying shoulder. And im there for her but that doesnt matter because if im being honest she really is amazing.
by Deviles_angel August 2, 2020

by samisanannoyingperson October 22, 2019

by NotSomeoneNamedSam January 31, 2022

by urban_guy_345 August 9, 2018

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019

a blue-eyed cutie that has a sexy smile. Sam's get all the girls and is everything you could want. Without Sam's the world would be bland and samless. Sam's are great friends that will stick with you forever and always has a good supply of peanut butter. He doesnt have a girlfriend because he cant chose between all his secret admirers. Everyone loves him. Sam's are at the top of the food chain. So popular that popularity doesnt even apply. WE LOVE YOU SAMS.
guy 1: hoot hoot wOOaHHh
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!
by pimp4jakepaul May 16, 2022
