Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper Beatty

This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af

Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty

by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023

jasper male

A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.

Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny

by Zproude January 20, 2022

Jasper

Jasper is the coolest guy around, short but got mad hops and dunks on everyone, no one can guard him. Even though he is small he got them HOF clamps but when the train Jeremy and Jollie come he getting run over

Ryan: I just got dunked on by Jasper :(

by Zeñ November 14, 2019

Jasper

A boy who is autistic, gay, and short but is very loving. He is really caring and cute.

I just started to date this guy jasper.

by Niceboy7 May 24, 2023

Jasper

place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2022

jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters

jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...

by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023