I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007

A hot dog eating a hot dog

A warm dog eating a hot dog

Thats A hot dog eating a hot dog

by Pocketshot226 September 9, 2021

throw that dog a bone

When a man is being berated by his significant other and taking it like a champ, then his significant other realizes she is being ridiculous. So, she apologizes with sex.

"You need to quit being so harsh on Tony; throw that dog a bone!"

by Breezy_ December 17, 2013

giving the dog a bath

whenever you tell you parents you're gonna give the dog a bath. You ask your girlfriend to help. You close the door saying "mom we dont want the dog to get out", then lock it turn on the water and the radio. You then participate in anything you want to do, because you are "giving the dog a bath".

"Hey Megan. Do you mind helping me? Im giving the dog a bath."

by f-dixle April 12, 2009

Thowing a hot dog down a hallway

" Man i was fucking this chick last night and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Prudence Wagner its like "thowing a hot dog down a hallway". she is fucking loose She is in suagerties she dropped out of high school because she is dirty

by Rob Shcnyder January 23, 2009