Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.

The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley

by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020

Darren

A horny 8 year old robloxian who likes fake hitting on people and who is madly in love with a boy named Phillip.

“Yo, he looks like a Darren.”

by Corabear7361 October 7, 2018

Darren

Handsome and Drippy, Big Boned, Not an illegal immigrant, GOAT at killing tobore with sova ult.

Darren is so good with sova ult

by anonymous March 2, 2023

darren

lades man

Darren is a lades man

by wgarwgegsegdfdfg54s November 20, 2019

Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”

“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren”

by Ellpas Enohpi August 5, 2025

Darren

The best man to be with. Someone who you will live for

Your my Darren, and you gave me hope

by Rubywarlock February 15, 2020

Darren Lin

Absoulute horn dog,
Will frick anything in existence

O crap it's a Darren Lin

by Emmm Esssss eVintea for May 13, 2019