ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 14, 2018

nessed

a short way of saying ‘finessed’

aye, I just ‘nessed dat grandma. WAY too funny.

by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Lorraine ness

A big annoying girl that never listens and always hangs around with a girl called summer that is really annoying never talk to a girl called Lorraine ness she is always reallly big if u know what I mean

Lorraine ness

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

Lorraine ness

Fat human that no one likes and hangs around with a peacock and the peacock is a big annoying cock

Lorraine ness is annoying

by Human3000 October 31, 2019

INAUDIBLE AMAZING-NESS

When something is so amazing, you are left speechless.

Laney: *quotes some very amazing words*
Kate: “INAUDIBLE AMAZING-NESS. I’m speechless because that was so amazing.”

by definitiongobrrrrrr December 15, 2020

Ness

ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

person 1: nessquickins is endgame
person 2: I AGREE SJSHSJHSHS

by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020