Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
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NUFF said for sure
He is a God (although not like Kratos)
A true Legend, that you will only ever experience once
A great person from start to finish
Everybody loves him (even your Mom, hell maybe even your Cousin)
He does indeed wear goggles in the pool
Might secretly be rich, but honestly, who knows
He's the true Meester, and forever will be, no questions asked
NUFF said for sure
He is a God (although not like Kratos)
A true Legend, that you will only ever experience once
A great person from start to finish
Everybody loves him (even your Mom, hell maybe even your Cousin)
He does indeed wear goggles in the pool
Might secretly be rich, but honestly, who knows
He's the true Meester, and forever will be, no questions asked
See that man over there? That... That is a Wade-ly
Yo! Look at that! That's a Wade-ly, man that's cool...
Yo! Look at that! That's a Wade-ly, man that's cool...
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