Goodbye, Gordon!

An alternate version of 'Hello Gordon!' said by Dr. Coomer during the 'Half Life: But the AI is Self Aware' streams.

Goodbye, Gordon!

by DragonsAreVeryCool January 19, 2022

Gordon Burn

A Chinese Burn on your leg.

An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.

1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.

2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.

by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Chloe Gordon

a girl who can't dance

Those girls at the party couldn't dance! They were such Chloe Gordons

by blondie000 July 3, 2011

Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists

Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times

by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004