Ghosting

To arrange to meet up with someone you supposedly fancy, then suddenly get cold feet and fuck off into the sunset, never to been seen or heard from again.

Something a decent human being should never do.

Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.

Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.

Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.

Sibling: NOW!!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

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When a guy cums but nothing comes out.
An orgasm with no visible cum.

Girl: ''Are you sure you came?''
Guy: ''Yea, but i was ghosting''

by Jodester3000 November 06, 2017

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The act of saving a seat while getting up to use the restroom, or other quick task.

My younger sister was good at ghosting her seat so I wouldn't take it while she was in the bathroom.

by HCDP May 06, 2020

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According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.

Example: A turd ghosting me in the morning would absolutely ruin my day!

by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023

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