When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

when you are nutting and you have a orgasm so good not even amouranth could make you have a orgams that good
by luvflwrs November 7, 2023

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.
by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her
by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
