Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?
by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016
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Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!
by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022
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Blow

when you are nutting and you have a orgasm so good not even amouranth could make you have a orgams that good
by luvflwrs November 7, 2023
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Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025
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General blow

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.
It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.
by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021
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Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her
Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.
by Baskin21 June 15, 2025
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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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