Creep Ass

A guy who makes girls feel uncomfortable usually an older guy.

Example 1: AJ that security guard is such a creep ass

Example 2: Mr.Amato the gym teacher is such a creep ass he was creeping on Jackie

by hockeygrrl25 February 22, 2010

Ass Cannon

When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds

Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016

ass poet

Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.

Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

ass chimney

Someone who lies frequently, as in the saying blowing smoke out of their ass.

Aaron "I totally banged 3 hot pornstars last night dude!"
Kurt "Aaron, you're such an ass chimney.."

by Kurtov January 22, 2008

Rank ass

When someone blows up a toilet in a public place and smells really bad.

Who ever is in there has a case of the rank ass

by Tomas392 April 6, 2018

squirrel's ass

The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.

That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.

by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006

jingle-ass

Similar to a dumb-ass. Think of an ass with jingle bells hanging from his behind.

Can you believe he's up there karaoke-ing to ABBA? What a jingle-ass.

by Manimal22 June 13, 2008