Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
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that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
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3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED
4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
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B: doesn’t matter if your a pool slut… good thing I’m wearing underwear
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Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
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