sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam and Billy

A foot job from across the couch

He received a Sam and Billy because she was too lazy to get up

by Sam and Billy March 15, 2021

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022

Sam

Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.

Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi

Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question

Loui- let’s go to my car.

by bigg longg March 16, 2021

Sam W

Sam is a lobster he is a bum and is a slave. He pees his pants everyday. His mom does not love him, he is also known as dobby. Rawr.

Sam W goes pee pee.

by Peepeepoo[poo February 15, 2024

Sam and Will

the best couple and are in love. they are both very gayyyyyy .

Will: I love you Sam
Sam: okay when are we gonna to anal?
Sam and Will the perfect couple

by Your not weird ur cool September 9, 2021

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022