Sam. What a guy. He is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle soul you know. Yet at the same time, can get through a thing and come out perfect on the other side. He is trustworthy, and won't back stab you. He is kind, yet mean( in the sense that he teases you). Super funny, makes dad jokes, and has a good sense of humor. He usually has brown hair and lighter colored eyes. He is super chill, yet will defend you in any situation even if you are wrong. He is the best freind you could ask for. He loves animals, and gets all the girls. Has a love/hate relationship with school, and is popular. He knows everyone and knows exactly how to make you smile, even on your darkest days. If you ever meet a Sam, hold tight and don't let go!
by Anonymously somone November 22, 2021
Get the Sammug. crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020
Get the Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisismug. Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Sammug. people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.
by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023
Get the Sammug. A communal hoe.
THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020
Get the Sammug. The most sexy mother Fucker ever to grow a beard he's quite mysterious and has a preference for many types of women he also probably don't like you because he Don't really like anyone
by Samson5280 March 5, 2018
Get the Andrew Sammug. An irritatingly whipped yute that will not fuck off however many times you tell them to. An absolute simp, get away while you still can. They don't get the message when you tell them you don't like them and keep on trying for 4 hours while you're on facetime to your friends trying to decide what to reply without being too mean.
by Puchata123 May 6, 2018
Get the Sammug.