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What 10 year old boys call you when they go through the "I'm so cool I can say whatever I want to whoever I want phase"
You may be called that based on 2 things: your ugly or very stupid.
by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023
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The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.
Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?
by Doping March 7, 2023
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Retard

Someone who is perfectly capable of accomplishing a task but fucks it up anyway.
John, you put the roof shingles on backwards. Stop being a retard.
by WarMax March 8, 2023
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retard

you (not me)
A RETARD IF YOU!
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Retardism

The disadvantage people have who are retarded
I've specialized in retardism, so I can help retarded people
by lilleluderpik March 10, 2023
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Retard

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
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retard

a person by the name of lucky
"lucky is retard confirmed"
by poopy stink monke March 25, 2023
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